Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

penis. nuff said.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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