- Anti Joke

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Ebola

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.