Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Future last words Guess who edition: "This new prototype Ferrari XZ handles like a God even at full speed!...Well, if God had no brakes and his turning ability suddenly disappeared when going at over 300 kilometers per hour that is..." "Uh oh now! Another heart attack! Where is mah medical weed? SHAAAAAROOOOOOON!" "Please haters, lower your guns, I will stop singing! Beliebe me!" Moral: "OMG I AM ONLY THE SIXTH MOST USELESS THING NOW!" "MY BODY IS NOT READY! Urgh mah chest... CHAROOOOOOON!

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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