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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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