- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

I am quite mature.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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