- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

batman farted so hes retarded

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

whats a joke

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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