- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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