Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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