What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Women's Rights

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Everybody will die

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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