Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Knock knock... Home invasion

What did the man say to his doctor?

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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