- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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