Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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