- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

i saw amango it splootered

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Patriarchy.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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