Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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