- Anti Joke

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

PIED NINNY!

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.