- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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