add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Knock knock Go away

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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