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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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