Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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