- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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