roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

charlie sheen becomes sober.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Skinny people fart less.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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