- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What did the teacher do? He taught.

are you saying pam, or pan?

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Heskey time.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

matt is fat

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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