Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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123 f*ck off

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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