What did John name his dog? Doggy

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Shltskc gw? G

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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