Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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