Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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