- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Face...tastes like chicken!

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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