- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Religion.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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