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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

why did the blue berry cross the road

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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