- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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