- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

There once was this guy and he fell down

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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