- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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