- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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