Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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