- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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