How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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