- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

your skull would make a nice pen holder

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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