What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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Anti Joke

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