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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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