what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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TELL

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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