Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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