- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

hi mom

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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