- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What are annoying? Ads.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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