Cripples are lame.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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