What does a black person call black friday? Friday

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

why does the man appear fat he is

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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