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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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