What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

knock knock Dave's not here.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

why does the man appear fat he is

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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