a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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