How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

knock knock Dave's not here.

why does the man appear fat he is

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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