A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What are annoying? Ads.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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