Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Who is big and stupid My brother

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Gustavo Andrade

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

knock knock who's there? hope

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What's 9+10? 19

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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