Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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