Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

It says so on your cap.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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