- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Swag.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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