all the kids had fun

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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420

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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