What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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boner

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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