Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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