Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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