Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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