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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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