- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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