A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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first

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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