The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Yanter, Look it up

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Anti Joke

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