- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

PIED NINNY!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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