- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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