WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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