- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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