What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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