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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Knock Knock.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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