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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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