- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

an ethopian thanksgiving

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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