whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

why did the girl cry because she was raped

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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