Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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