Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What are annoying? Ads.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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