Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Antijokes...

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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hashtags suck balls

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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