Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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