Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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