- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Knock Knock. Come in.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Cripples are lame.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

hashtags suck balls

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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