- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Poker? I barely even know her.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

How about that airline food?

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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