- Anti Joke

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Whats funny? Your face.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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