Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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