I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Knock knock Go away

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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