I killed someone on minecraft.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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