Roses are red Im adopted

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

DEATH.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Male leadership.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

The Blonde walked into a wall.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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