whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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