A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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I'm rick james bitch

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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