- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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