- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

A blonde girl walks into a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Womens rights.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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