- Anti Joke

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

I have a really funny joke.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off