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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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