Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Knock knock Go away

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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