A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Penis

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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