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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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