- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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