why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

i named my son Frodo because he was little

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What are annoying? Ads.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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