Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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CFL

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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j.p. is dumb

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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