Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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