they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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