Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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