Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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