Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

i named my son Frodo because he was little

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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