Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Once upon a time a was born

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Patriarchy.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Julian Ha.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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