I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

thumb_up thumb_down -12

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

thumb_up thumb_down -12

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

CFL

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

whats brown and sticky a stick

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops