Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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