- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Knock Knock.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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