Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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