- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

I walk into a bar...

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

your mama's so fat... that's it

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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