What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Knock Knock.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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John Cena for president

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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